Internacionalni ilustrirani priručnik domišljatih naziva za ljudske genitalije

Rang eufemizama za ljudske genitalije vrlo je širok. Sigurna sam da vam je, od kad ste kliknuli na ovaj članak, na pamet palo već nekoliko naziva koje biste mogli iskoristiti kao očitu alternativu pri raspravi o privatnim dijelovima tijela u javnosti.

Ali kako pojedinci u Japanu, Kubi ili Koreji nazivaju svoje južnije regije? Koje su životinje, povrće te čak minerale, zbog njihove sličnosti onome što nam se nalazi između nogu, regrutirali u ovu svrhu?

Instagram projekt pod imenom XX_XY, poput opsežnog ilustriranog priručnika, sadrži sve čudne načine na koje ljudi diljem svijeta pričaju o onome što nam je u gaćama. Stranica je pokrenuta tek prije tjedan dana i svakodnevno donosi izvanredne vizuale koji će sigurno zadovoljiti sve znatiželjne.

Huffingtonpost izdvaja 11 najboljih eufemizama sa svih strana svijeta. Pripremite se vidjeti sadržaj svojih kuhinjskih ormarića u punome sjaju.

1. U Indoneziji penis nazivaju burung (ptica).
   

   Indonesia ?? Burung, alias 'Bird'. This nickname is also used in Italy, not for its feathers, of course! As a bird, it is always ready to soar and make you fly ? ?

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 28, 2016 at 12:34am PDT

2. U Koreji je poželjni sleng za penis gochu (ljuta papričica).
   

   Korea ?? 고추 Gochu, alias 'Hot pepper'. From the Middle Korean 'Kwochyo'. There are no information about the use of this word, but we can easly guess it comes from its aphrodisiac properties and its oblong shape. Really, really hot ??

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 26, 2016 at 2:00am PDT

3. Nemojte se iznenaditi ako u Italiji umjesto cazzo čujete pisello (grašak).
   

   Italy ?? Pisello, alias 'Pea'. Green, like an alien ?Another word related to the vegetables, but this time it is for his stuff. Probably Italians use this word due to the oblong shape of the pods, for sure not for the color.

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 25, 2016 at 2:03am PDT

4. Također u Italiji, vaginu nazivaju patata (krumpir).
   

   Italy ?? Patata, alias 'Potato'. Italians seem to have an attitude for vegetables, and which one is the best if not potato? Good to eat in any way, also with the peel! ? Enjoy potatoes!

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 25, 2016 at 1:51am PDT

5. U Japanu neki vaginu nazivaju täkō (hobotnica).
   

   Japan ?? 蛸 Täkō, alias ‘Octopus’. This is interesting! The idea of being sucked by the slimy tentacles of an octopus is not really exciting, right? And…the Hentai world has taught us that the tentacles are a phallic symbol, not a feminine one. Mh, we are confused. Well, there is always something to learn! ? ?

   A video posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 24, 2016 at 4:44am PDT

6. U Poljskoj je pak nazivaju cipka (pile).
   

   Poland ?? Cipka, alias 'Chick'. Who doesn't get soft in front of something fluffy, kind and little? We suppose that this is the reason why Polish call the vagina in this way. Fortunately, she doesn't make a cheep cheep sound! ??

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 27, 2016 at 1:11am PDT

7. U Kubi je poznata pod nazivom papaya.
   

   Cuba ?? Papaya, alias…well, ‘Papaya’! We can spot a certain similarity, there’s no doubt. According to the book ‘Nuevo Catauro de Cubanismos’, by Fernando Ortiz, Spanish 'conquistadores' used the word ‘papo’ as an euphemism for the women's genitals and later a 'phonetic derivation' in Cuba gave the word papaya the same meaning! The papaya is known in Cuba also with a pretty funny name: Fruta Bomba. If you happen to take a trip to Cuba, remember not to use lightly the word 'papaya': Mitt Romney has learned this lesson too late!

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 23, 2016 at 12:51pm PDT

8. U zemljama engleskog govornog područja, muške dijelove nazivaju schlong, što dolazi od židovskog shlang (zmija).
   

   English-speaking countries. Schlong, alias ‘Snake’. Beware of the snake! The term 'schlong' is derived from the Yiddish word ‘shlang', i.e snake. Very similar words can be found in the Middle High German, with ‘slange’, and in the Old High German, with ‘slango’. But why the snake? Well, with its form and its disposition to hang…it's not hard to see why! ??

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 23, 2016 at 12:51pm PDT

9. U Indiji se stidnica ponekad naziva katori (zdjela).
   

   India ?? कटोरा Katori, alias ‘Bowl’. Well, you know: it’s round, capacious and you can lick it or…drink from it. They do have a point here!

   A photo posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 23, 2016 at 12:50pm PDT

10. U Panami se koristi riječ araña (pauk).
    

    Panama ?? Araña, alias 'Spider'. Well, it’s hairy and dangerous: just like a badass woman! Embrace yourself for this Halloween and be prepared for all the scary spiders! ???

    A video posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 31, 2016 at 1:58am PDT

11. Dva najpopularnija načina za suptilno pričanje o ženskim genitalijama u Poljskoj su muszla (školjka) i sowa (sova).
    

    Poland ?? Muszla, alias 'Seashell' and Sowa alias 'Owl'. This is dedicated to our favourite Polish vagina @jujuanisko ❤❤

    A video posted by XX_XY (@xx_xy_theproject) on Oct 30, 2016 at 4:22am PDT